Monday, 10 April 2017

Naughty Whatsapp Status 2017,

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If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)

Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.

Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!

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VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :)

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass!

People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

Great Minds F*CK each Other.

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

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