Wednesday, 12 April 2017

101 Funny and Hilarious Whatsapp And Fb Status Updates And Images

Whatsapp gives all users a way to share their love and feelings with everyone their parents, friends, relatives and all other Homies. Love can be shared in different mediums the one and most effective is the Status Sharing medium user Types a status and click share to share the love and Fun with all his Friends so here we go with some of the best statuses you can grab and share with all your friends for having some ultimate fun.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

sometimes, not remembering may be the better.

X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

X is color blind and trying to solve a rubies cube… This could take a while.

X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.

What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..

slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.

wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.

X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe I'm moving in circles..

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.

1000 Different Types of Whatsapp Status

Here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched whatsapp status list for you.Which includes darling status, decent status,cute status, cute quotes,short love status,Facebook status,wechat status,line status, Famous & Romantic Cute Quotes and many more.This page is updated every day so stay tuned for new additions…

Daring status

I didn't know my own strength, but now I do...So thank you Darling for teaching me how to say fuck you.-Jami Renae

Merry Christmas, darling. We're apart, that's true. But I can dream and in my dreams I'm Christmasing with you.

My darling, you bring joy to my life. Happy Valentines Day!

DIARY = Darling I Always Remember You.

Stupid lover- Darling, can I touch ur body? Girl- You rascal..... Smart lover- Dear, can I feel ur heartbeats? Girl- oh so sweet Baby :)

Darling, don`t flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.

''You're ABCDEFGHIJK.'' ''What's that?'' ''Attractive Brilliant Cute Darling Elegant Funny Gorgeous & Hot.'' ''What's IJK?'' ''I'm Just Kidding.''

Darling, don't underestimate me. I can turn from Lady to Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.

Please don't be like the rest of them, darling.

Darling I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. -Dorothy Parker

I love my eyes when you look into them I love my name when you say it I love my heart when you love it I love my life when you are in it.

There's a difference between falling in love and falling for the idea of love (falling in love because you love the idea of being in love)
First love is important but last love is VERY VERY important because first love teaches what is love & the last love teaches WHAT IS LIFE.

I love my eyes when you look into them. I love my name when you say it. I love my heart when you touch it. I love my life when you are in it

Comment me a color! BLACK -i hαte you. PINK -i fαncy you. PURPLE -i would dαte you. BLUE -i did love you. RED -i do love you. SILVER -we αre close. GOLD -i like you. GREEN -i will αlwαys love you. ORANGE -i think you’re sexy. YELLOW -you’re my best friend. BROWN -you’re funny. Put this αs your stαtus and see whαt colours you get!

Decent status

Decent status ideas for facebook and also for whatsapp for those people who want to being decent persons in other’s eyes.Yes if you want to look like a great awesome and decent personality and wanna show this overall in your profile updates then freely choose the best statuses of following to express your decency over all on your social profiles.

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